so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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