i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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