I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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