Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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