Plan B is the new Plan A
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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