you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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