just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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