Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
