We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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