whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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