Do vagina's smell?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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