i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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