Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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