wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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