If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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