at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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