singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
