Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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