dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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