if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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