My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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