A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
