If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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