So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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