Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
