Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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