living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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