u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Never underestimate the power of titties
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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