My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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