Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's never too late to be topless.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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