Quick, to the slutcave!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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