rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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