think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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