I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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