he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I did not marry a roomba.
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