what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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