what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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