I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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