i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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