Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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