What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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