So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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