thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
