Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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