i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
