I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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