Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have feelings that need drinking.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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