his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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