Your tits are I can't wait for
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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