he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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