She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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