I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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