Are we in a gay sports bar?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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He uses pillows to masturbate.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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