we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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